Want to surprise your girlfriend?

Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p

KHUDA kry k 2012apko RAS a jy,

KHUDA kry k 2012apko RAS a jy,
ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy,
ap sara sal KANWARE na re,
dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.AMEEN?

//After Marriage//

//After Marriage//
Aeni calld three doctor becoz her little child felt headache.
//After 10 years//
Now she has 3 children.
& if someone swallow the coin then she said,?chup kr ye sika teri pocket money se katoON gi?

Meri shadi ki hi dua kr ?

10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:

Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,

Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,

Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D?

Things In Boys Room B4 Marrge-

Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-

Perfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F'shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills

Don't Marry The Person ,

Don't Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without...

But
Remembr
Whatever You Do,





You Will Regret It Later... ;

Shaadi K Baad ... !

Shaadi K Baad ... !


Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"


Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny















"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->

''MARRIAGE'' Is Nature's Way

''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->

A Couple Before Marriage

A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...


After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...


And


A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other...

My Advice To You

  My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.

AB TOU SHADI KERNAY KA DIL KERTA HAI..

MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI.

OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA HAI.

OUN KI ZULFOON SAI KAILNAI KAY LIYAY DIL MACHALTAY HAIN.

PIYAR KAY DO METTAY BOL BOLLIAN YAY DIL KERTA HAI.

AB TOU SHADI KERNAY KA DIL KERTA HAI..

'A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM'

'A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM'
He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits wer 2 hard
Not lyk his mother used 2 make
I didnt prepare d coffee right
He didnt like d stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used to
I pondered 4 an answer
I was lookin 4 a clue
Isnt dere anythng i cud do 2 match his mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I saw light
1 thing I cud definitely do!
I turned around & slapped him tight
Just like his mother used 2.. =P =D

what is marriage?.....

what is marriage?.....
do dilon ka bandhan.....
do atmaon ka milan.......
do bhabnaon ka sammilan....
do insan ki dhadkan.

There are many brave men

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

Love aur arrange marrige

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple


Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..


Aur



Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

Why do couples hold hands

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins...xP

At Last He Got Married,

A Boy Thought Of Suicide

He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him

He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
......
He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him

He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
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At Last He Got Married,

N Now No One Could Save Him :D :P

LOVE Is Blind..

Fantastic Quote”
LOVE Is Blind..
and
MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes. :P

What's Marriage?

What's Marriage?
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Answer-
MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense...xD :P

"A Litle Care From Heart"

T R U T H

Ppl Say Th8
Nvr Expect Anything 4m others
But
The Fact Is
When V Rilli Like Some1 V Do Expect Something 4m Them
"A Litle Care From Heart" :]

Dil Us Se Khafa Ab B Nahi..

Kamal ka shaks tha jisne merey zindgi tabha kr di GHALIB..........


raaz ki baat to ye ha k dil os se khafa ab b nahi..

Dil Kisi Ka Hota

Yeh Bhi Aik Tamasha Hai Bazar-e-Ulfat Mein ..




Dil Kisi Ka Hota Hai Bas Kisi Ka Chalta Hai ...

A Loving Heart

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flower To Send..
No Cute Graphic To Forword..

JUST
a Loving Heart

Ek Artist Se Dil K

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwazay Ki Tasveer Bananay Ko Kaha Gaya
Uss Ne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya Or Uss Mn Chota Sa Khubsurat Darwaza Lagaya lekin Uss Ka Handle nahi tha~
Kisi ne poocha handle keun nahi lagaya to woh bola Dil ka darwaza andar se khola jata hai bahir

Heart Touching Dialogue........

Heart touching dialogue:

Force can make everything possible in the world,

But it can't create a single drop of love in anyone's heart..

Stolen My HEART

Of All The People
That Could Have
Stolen My HEART
I Am So Happy It Was
Y0U . . .

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive

Each moment of ur life is a picture

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful.... 

Friendship is sweet when it's new

Friendship is sweet when it's new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge urfriendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

If friends were flowers

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

ill always value u deep within my heart!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! 

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

6 RULES TO BE HAPPY

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND 

Never abandon old friends.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER. 

Make 1000's friends

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

True friends r like morning

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

To live a life

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

God picked up a flower

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

Age appears to be best in some things

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

Moon said to me to leave your friend:(

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Friendship is not a game to play

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

'Girls are like

'girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!'

'This cat is cat

'This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!'

This Is Too Much..

'U stole my memories,I excused u 
U stole my laugh, I excused u 
U stole my smile, I excused u 
But this is too much.. 
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!'

K¡S Tarah Sata0n usko.??'

'Socha YAD Na Kar K Th0ra Tarpa0n usko 

K¡S¡ or Ka Nam LeKar Jala0n usko 
Pr Ko¡ Chot use LaGe to Dard Muje Hoga 
Ab Ko¡ yE Bataye K¡S Tarah Sata0n usko.??'

'Sath Tmhara Dena Hai

'Sath Tmhara Dena Hai 
Kuch Sath Tmhara Pana Hai 

Pathro K is Shehr Me 
1 Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hai 

Rab Ne Jo Rishta Asman Pe Likha hai 

Usse Duniya Me Nibhana Hai 

1 Nam Tmhara Likhna Hai 
1 Nam Hamien Ban Jana Hai 

Kuch Batein Tm Se Karni hain 
Kuch Dil Ka Hal Sunana Hai 

Chupke Se Jo Mangi Hai 
Un Duaon Me Tm Ko Pana Hai 

Tm Rooth K mujse Na Jao, 
Muje Sath Tmhara Pana Hai 

Tm Lot k Wapis Aajao 

Muje "Hamsafar" Tumhein Bnana Hai...!'

'Dil k rishte

'Dil k rishte be ajeeb hote hain, door reh kar be kareeb hote hain, jo log ap ko roz dekhte hain wo log kitne khush naseeb hote hain.'

'Good mörniñg Hot tea

'Good mörniñg
Hot tea
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c(""")
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Chai se urte dhuen mei unki taswer nazr ati ha

Rozana inhi chakron mein meri chae thandi ho Jati ha'

salam_e_subha

';*'' ''*.
'*;_
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*:, .;*;'ALAM

-E-

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'*;_
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*:, .;*;'Ubha


Wd lotS of prayers,and best wshes...

>G¤¤D mOrNinG<'

'When u start ur day

'When u start ur day
Keep 3words in ur pocket
TRY-TRUE-TRUST
TRY-4 better future
TRUE-wid ur work
TRUST-on Allah
then u will success in ur lifE
"Gud Morng dost"'

May You Reach More Milestone,

When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend’s Heart…
Never Say I’ll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest.. !

May You Reach More Milestone,
‘

May all your birthday wishes come true!

Friends…
The only thing you could never have too many of!
Thank you for being my friend.
May all your birthday wishes come true!

Friendship is not something that is written on paper,

Friendship is not something that is written on paper,
because paper can be torn.

It is neither something that can be written on a rock,
for even a rock can break.
But
It is written on the heart of a person,
and it stays there forever.
Birthday wishes and blessings are coming your way, my friend!

may all ur dreams come true….

Wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey nd full of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak �ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,
Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,
Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

Muj Ko Yay Aarzo Wo Uthaayein

Muj Ko Yay Aarzo Wo
Uthaayein Nikaab Khud…
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Un Ko Yay Intezaar
Taqaza Kry Koi…!

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….!!!

Dil Tadapta RAha Or Wo Jane Lage…

Dil Tadapta RAha Or Wo Jane Lage…
Sang Guzre Har Lamhe Yaad Aane Lage…
Khamosh Nazro Se Dekha Jo Usne Mud Ker…
To Bhigi Palko Se Hum Bhi Muskurane Lage…

Ishq wale ankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,

Ishq wale ankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,
Sapno mein mil jaye to mulaqat samajh lete hain.
Rota to asman bhi hain apne Bichde pyaar ke liye,
Par log use barsat samajh lete hain…

Dil Se Dua Maang kar Dekho…

Kabhi Tum Doosron k Liye
Dil Se Dua Maang kar Dekho…

Tumhen Kabhi Apne Liye Mangne
ki Zarurt Hi Nahi Paregi…

Achi Baat Btana SADQA He…

Apne Din Ka Aghaz Sadqa Dene
Se Shuru Kro,Us Din Tumhari Koi
Dua Rad Nahi Jayegi..

Or Achi Baat Btana SADQA He…

“WORDS” And “HEARTS”

“WORDS”
And
“HEARTS”
should be handled carefully,

Bcoz
Words when”SPOKEN”
And
Hearts when “BROKEN”

Can Never Be
“RECOVERED”

“Beautiful Advices”

“Beautiful Advices”

“Mazaaq Zaroor Karo Magar Etna
Yad Rakho k
Mazaaq Kaene or Mazaaq Urane mein
Farq Hota Hai.”

“Roothne Wale ko itna nai Rothna Chahiye
k Manane Wala Khud Hi Rooth jaye.”

“Logon ko jaldi maaf kar dil kro jatni jaldi
tum Allah se maafi ki Umeed rakhty ho.”

“Kisi ki khamoshi ko Takabbur na Samjho Ho
Sakta Hai k wo Khud Apni Zaat Se jang Karne
mai Masroof Ho.”

Dushmano k darmiyan aesey raho jesey 1 Zubaan
32 daanton k darmiyan rehti he.Milti Sab se he
darti kisi se nahi.”

Humesha Yahi Soch rakho…

Humesha Yahi Soch rakho…

“K Mere”RAB”ne Mujhe Bohat
Kuch Diya Hy,

Agar Mujhe mere AamaaL K Barabar
Milta,
To
Mere Paas Kuch Bhi Na Hota.

2 “Batain” Saari zindagi kaam aaengi..

2 “Batain” Saari zindagi kaam
aaengi..

1.Gussay ki halat men koi faisla mat
karna.

2.Khushi ki haalat men koi waada mat
karna!

“Har Amal soch samajh kar kro Q K!

“Har Amal soch samajh kar kro Q K!

“Har Amal k andar us ka anjaam youn
Chupa Hota Hai.
Jesay Beej k Andar Darakht”

Insan khud kable eitbar ni hota.

Insan khud kable eitbar ni hota.
balke us kirdar us ko kable aitbar bnata he

I have to be honest with myself.

I have to be honest with myself.
I think I am going to get booed badly.
I am very well aware that some fans are very angry.

One should not lose one’s

One should not lose one’s
temper unless one is certain of
getting more and more angry to the end.

An angry man

An angry man is again angry with
himself when he returns to reason.

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,

Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Never get angry.

Never get angry.
Never make a threat.
Reason with people.

f you would cure anger,

f you would cure anger,
Do not feed it.
Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day;
Then every other day;
Now only every third or fourth day.
‘When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of
thanksgiving to the gods.

I SPEAK only when I feel

I SPEAK only when I feel
my words are better than my silence..
But
Sometimes it may hurt or irritate others a lot..
So, I love my silence…

Don’t say “go away”

Don’t say “go away”
if your heart is saying a wise “I forgive”

Don’t say “I forgive”
when your heart is saying a wise “go away”

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.

I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.

I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you are here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I cant help it.

I Know How Angry You Are …

I Know How Angry You Are …
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us …
Please Forgive Me

You will miss something PRECIOUS in your life…

Forgiveness’
When it’s not given in the rite time or
When it is not asked in the rite time,
You will miss something PRECIOUS in your life…

Under the influence of our ego

Under the influence of our ego
and make small things so difficult
to solved out..
so if i (or u ) have
such kind of experience with me
plz ‘forgive me’…SORRY

There is nothing wrong to say sorry!

There is nothing wrong to say sorry!
when we are wrong,
One sorry can save many precious Relationships!

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING

Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

Shakspear Said

Shakspear Said:
“Don’t worry! Because if
You worry ,You get wrinkle
on YOur face.So
why not you smile and get
a dimple on your face”
WISH YOU lots of
DIMPLES!
keep smiling