This Is Too Much..

'U stole my memories,I excused u 
U stole my laugh, I excused u 
U stole my smile, I excused u 
But this is too much.. 
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!'

funny moment

when guest come ur house and serve them half glass of cold drink wid lots of  ice to make it full & the guest ask  U.



Aa barf wichun kad dYo.
:-D

Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

Dr. To Patient's Friend:

Dr. To Patient's Friend: Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . . Patient's Friend: Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident Hua Hy . .

How 2 kill a girl ?

How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..