Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding
$5,000,000
or they will burn him with petrol.
Please donate what you can.
I have donated five litres.
Showing posts with label Funny Zardari Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Zardari Sms. Show all posts
Monday, 30 July 2012
Assemblies tut gai hain
Assemblies tut gai hain.
General Kayani ne Asif Zerdari
ko arrest kr lia hay 4 more details,
please turn on Geo TV
Yar ye khabr kab sun’ny ko mily gi?
(La’anat-Ullah Alaih)
“Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman
ko dost bana kar dhokha do”…Hazrat Asif Zardari
(La’anat-Ullah Alaih)
Ghaddari
Hazaron Saal Uski Maa Karti Rahi Us K Baap Se Ghaddari..
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Tab Kahin Jaa Kr Paida Hua Asif ali Zardari…
Give me all your money!
Robber: “Give me all your money!”
Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.”
Robber: “OK. Give me all my money”
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Israel, India and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Scratch & Win
Scratch & Win
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lllllari
lllardari
“Zardari”
Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTTA Nikla Hai.
We give them the presidency
Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
Pakistani: That’s nothing. We give them the presidency.
11 saal jail main
11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs humara “President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala humara “Prime Minister”
2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga…
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,
Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Zardari ne beth k socha k,
Bibi ko dengy dhoka.
Bibi ko marengy goli,
Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Par Army bari siyani thi
Or Zardari ki shamat aani thi.
Par army bech se nikal gai,
Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal gai,
Phir Zardari ban gay naya Don
Ding Dong.
Ding Dong.
Pakistan ki siyasat bubble gum.
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
UNLUCKY NUMBER
UNLUCKY NUMBER*
BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 “9″
she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7=”9″
total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 =”9″
1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 =”9″
2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 =”9″ .:)-
Bijli ka taar
Ek admi pe Bijli ka taar gir geya:
Admi tarp tarp k marne hi wala tha:
K:
Light chali gai,
Admi Utha Aur khushi
Se bola . . .-”GEO PAKISTAN”-”GEO ZARDARI”
Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kata
Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kata
Admi ne kaha
tum to raat me kaattay hona?
Macher bola
Zardari ka dor hai
Ghar k halaat kharab hein
overtime ker raha hon,
Zardari Toy shop pe
Zardari Toy shop pe gaya or kafi der ghomne k baad
1 cheez dekhi or kaha k ye Mouchon wala Kutta kitne ka hy
shop keeper Janab ye mirror hy~;-o))
Pakistani to American
Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
Pakistani: That’s nothing. We give them the presidency.
Zardari ko dekha
Zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai
pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nasal khatm ho gai
Meera: dil ke operation
Meera: dil ke operation ke baad mujhe zardari accha lagne laga hai,
kiya main paagal ho gayin hoon doctor......
Doc: nahin aap ko kuttay ka dil laga hai
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