Want to surprise your girlfriend?

Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p

Qabool Hai

Chand Alfaaaz Apki puri zindagi tabah kar dyte hain, Jaise k, . . . . . . "Qabool Hai " ''Qabool Hai '' ''Qbbool Hai '

khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun

Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun Shohar: Acha Wo kaise? Biwi: Ab to Mujh se Rotiyan b Jalne Lagi hain…

drame bazz

ife:I am not feeling good. Husband:Its too bad i was thinking to go for shopping. Wife:I was joking na Husband:Yeah me too.! chal roti bana...drame bazz

Pehle Wo Meri Girlfrnd Thi

Pehle Wo Meri Girlfrnd Thi Me Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi Phir Wo Meri Mangetr Bani Wo Bolti Thi Me Sunta Tha Jabse Wo Meri BV Bani hai Hum Dono Bolte Hy aur Mohalla Sunta Hy. (':') chup ho \(,")! [ ]! ja meri )(> / \ || maa

Ghussa nahi karti

1st Friend: Yar meri b.v Ghussa Bahot krti hai. 2nd Friend: Meri b pehly karti thi ab nahi karti. 1st Friend: Tum ne kiya Elaaj kiya? 2nd Friend: 1 Din Ghussy mean thi, Mean ne keh diya, K Burhaapy mean Ghussa aa hi jata hai, Us Din se wo Ghussa nahi karti…

Nonsense

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband wife ki larai

Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi… Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha.. Husband=tu kutti..! Wife=tu kutta..! Bacha masumiat se bola: Or main tomi..!

Q K KOI DEKHAY NA DEKHAY BIWIYAN TO DEKHEN GI

Biwiyaan aati hain Heer ki Tarha Meethi hoti hain Kheer ki Tarha Namkeen hoti hain Paneer ki Tarha Or Phir Chund Maah Baad Chubhti hai Teer ki Tarha Kar deti hain Fakeer ki Tarha Nzar rakhti hain Shabbir ki Tarha Q K KOI DEKHAY NA DEKHAY BIWIYAN TO DEKHEN GI.

Wife 2 husband: Zara kitchen se Namak lana Husband : Yahan to koi namak nhi hy Wife: Mujhe pta tha Tm to ho hi andhe Tmhe nhi milega Is lye pehlay hi lay i thi ;-/

woman calls their husband

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1. ---Janu Yr 2.----O G. Yr 3.---Sunte ho? Yr 4.---O bunty k pappa Yr 5.---Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.---Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Difference between Man and a Woman

Difference between Man and a Woman Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry..:-) When a Girl does Something Wrong... Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Boy : I can't believe you did this. Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!! Boy : I'm Sorry..:-)

UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible